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A New Life: Day 1

(08:00)

Igor: [driving a boat, alongside MegaToon1234]

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[I go to a bar]

Me: "No, I'm not buying beer. I just need a bottle of Coke."

me: what?! they have beer?! (slams the table) give me 10 bottles of beer! also do you have some weed?!

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Bartender: "Drinks are on the house." [Pours a glass of beer]

ME: kool! let's have a drinking contest!

kool: your on

me: let's watch a pokemon epiosode, take a shot everytime a pokemon says it's name, or a part of it's name!

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Me: "I'm in. Plus, take a drink when they have a battle." [Grabs a bottle of whiskey]

(after the game, IA and kool are passed out)

me: (wakes up) holy crap! we are wasted! what time is it?

bartender: 22:00

me: holy crap i am going to miss the fireworks!

kool: ugh! i should not have taken the challenge

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Me: "I mean, I'm not an alcoholic, but that felt goooood."

(IA and kool go to the fireworks show, it ends at 23:50)

me: (writing a letter to princess molestia (princess celestia) ) dear princess molestia, ever since you changed your studies from frendship to the taste of hearts, i have respected you more as a person, i have a dragon heart in this letter, your faitfull student IA, p.s i will collect hearts for you everyday, p.p.s this human body is hard to controll i wish i was in my demonic pony body again. blows the letter to equestria

the episode ends

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[Goes on William Wikia]

Me: "BRB I'm going to milk this. (My face has now turned into the Lenny face)"

[The episode finally ends]

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(Arlight Everybody! Day 1 is Over!)